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Name: Robby
Birthday: 1/21/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: Church stuff and watchin dramas....hahahaha.
Expertise: having weird imaginations, and staring into space. Being a Caucasian Asian....AKA KoRacker (korean cracker)!
Occupation: Student
Industry: Business
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AIM:  Yu koRacker
Member Since:
10/14/2002
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| I had to take my sister to the store to buy couple of things once. And while in line, my sister asks me if Heather was a good name? Now, at this time, I knew a Heather that was not nice in my high school years. I wont say why she wasnt nice...but trust me when I say she wasnt nice. So, like I do sometimes, I just shout out...NO, that is not a nice name at all. I would never name my children Heather!
Wellll.....as it turns out....our cashier's name was Heather. And even worse....she wasnt bad looking either. Nothing like the Heather I knew in high school. She was somewhat approachable.
Yea....F my life right? I tried to say something clever to get myself out of that one, but it was no use. She was already looking at me with those "eyes". scary stuff......
Now, when I go back to that same store...i go to the good ole self check out. :D
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| Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.
She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
The girls 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."
Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, "I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
"No way!", replied the 4th boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, "I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"No!", replied the 3rd boyfriend. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!"
Her heart sank and turned cold.
She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me.
When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!", replied the 2nd boyfriend. "At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave."
His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
Then a voice called out: "I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go."
The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
Greatly grieved, the girl said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"
In truth, you have 4 boyfriends in your lives:
Your 4th boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
Your 3rd boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
Your 2nd boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
And your 1st boyfriend is your Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.
However, your Soul is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go.Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you throughout Eternity.
Thought for the day:Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray | | |
| A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know
what?” says the 6 year old. “I think it’s about time we started
cussing.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass.” The 4 year old
agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen
and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw,
hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.” WHACK! He flies out of his
chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs
crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear
with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts,”You can stay
there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at
the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?” “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet
your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios.” | | |
| "I just don't want to survive, I want to live...."
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| Rules of life
1.
Give people more than they expect, and do it cheerfully.
2.
Memorize your favorite poem.
3.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
4.
Say "I love you" or "Aloha" only if you mean it.
5.
When you say "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
6.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7.
Believe in love at first sight.
8.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
9.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.
10.
In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
12.
Talk slowly but think quickly.
13.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14.
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15.
Call home.
16.
Say "Bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
17.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.
19.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
21.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
22.
Marry a person you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any others.
23.
Spend some time alone.
24.
Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
25.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
26.
Read more books and watch less TV.
27.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
28.
Trust in God but lock your car.
29.
Do all you can to create a tranquil, harmonious home.
30.
In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
31.
Read between the lines.
32.
Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
33.
Be gentle with the Earth.
34.
Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.
35.
Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
36.
Mind your own business.
37.
Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss.
38.
Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
39.
If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
40.
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
41.
Learn the rules, then break some.
42.
Remember that the best relationship is one where your love
for each other is greater than your need for each other.
43.
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
44.
Remember that your character is your destiny.
45.
Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
46.
Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
47.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
48.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
49.
If someone betrays you once, it's his fault;
if he betrays you twice, it's your fault.
50.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
51.
God gives every bird its food,
But He does not throw it into its nest.
52.
He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses more;
He who loses faith, loses all.
53.
Beautiful young people are acts of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.
54.
Learn from the mistakes of others.You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
55.
The tongue weighs practically nothing,But so few people can hold it.
56.
The real test of class is how you treat people who cannot possibly do you any good.
57.
The road to success and the road to happiness are two lanes of the same highway. The toll paid is, "To Thine Ownself, Be True."
58.
Everyone can use a prayer.
59.
Family, caring and love have no ethnic, age, socio-economic, geographic, religious, cultural, or ethnic boundaries.
60.
No matter how hard and heart-wrenching the consequences:
"It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all."
61.
Making a living is not the same thing as making a life.
62.
If you pursue happiness, it will elude you. If you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
63.
Believe in miracles.
64.
Synchronicity happens when one tunes in and listens to the soft, almost imperceptible whisperings.
65.
If something unkind is said about you, bless the person, knowing that untoward comments are merely self-projections. Continue to live your life, so that no one will believe them.
66.
Children and grandparents are natural allies.
66.
A heart filled with gratitude attracts serenity and contentment.
67.
Even when you have pains, you don't have to be one.
68.
Silent company is often more healing than words of advice.
69.
When one door closes, another opens. Keep from looking so regretfully at the closed door, and look for the other that is swinging wide open.
70.
The greater a person's sense of guilt, the greater his/her need to cast blame on others.
71.
Carpe Diem (Seize the Day)! Yet, while opportunity may not knock twice, Grace often gives you a second chance.
72.
Going through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands doesn't work; you need to be able to throw something back.
73.
Singing Amazing Grace, Kanaka Wai Wai and Kawaipunahele can lift my spirits for hours.
74.
Someone's day, month, or year is made by simply sending a card or an e-mail.
75.
Less is more.
76.
Living in the tradition of Lloyd C. Douglas' The Magnificent Obsession, giving without telling anyone, is true giving.
77.
To cheer yourself up, cheer someone else up.
78.
When you wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back.
79.
You can tell a lot about a person by the way three things are handled: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
80.
Whenever a decision is based on love, it is the right decision.
81.
Among the best gifts given to children are not material. They include: values, loving your loved ones and nurturing your relationships, being there for them, and expressing your affection and Aloha with thought, word, and deed.
82.
There are people who love you dearly and just don't know how to say it. Their eloquence is to be found in their loving actions.
83.
Reach out and hold hands, initiate a warm hug, or give a friendly pat on the back. Human touch is healthful for body and soul.
84.
Regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die.
85.
Thy Will is infinitely wiser than my will. There are no accidents.
86.
There's always something new to learn.
87.
Love is our reason for living.
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